There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?