When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.
When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.
Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.