Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

I went out to testify in front of the Ways and Means Committee out in Congress on open free trade to China. Now, this would affect literally every Minnesotan in some way or another, if not all Americans in some way or another....The local media sent no one out to cover my testimony....Well, then a couple weeks later, I go out to do The Young and the Restless, the TV soap opera, and everybody sends crews. We had to move them into a room in three different sections or three shifts of them because there was so much media covering that.

You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, "Halt" or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.

Marijuana was made illegal because of William Randolph Hearst, the big newspaper guy. He owned thousands of acres of timberland and he didn't want hemp to be used for paper, he wanted to force everyone to buy his trees. And that's why he was the one that spearheaded making it illegal in Washington. Always follow the money, it's done for money purposes.

Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

Want a hot dog, McMahon?