Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.

If you behave like a good citizen, and you upgrade and improve your property, your reward will be the government will take more money from you. So using that analogy, you should let your house become the shithole on the block and they'll reduce your taxes and you'll pay less. Be a bad citizen with your neighbors, right? You'll save money then.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am.

Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.