'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

Barack Obama's large contributor was Goldman Sachs - same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.

The Mexican government understands that when you turn 65, your ability to earn money diminishes. They don't want you kicked out of your house that you've worked your whole life for, no matter what that house is.

Personally, I think Julian Assange is a hero.

Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.