You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.

Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

The pleasure was all yours.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.