I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.

If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid.

I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.

In February 2003, I signed a three-year contract with MSNBC to host a talk show. Having recently decided not to run again for governor of Minnesota, I was still a pretty hot commodity. The show was originally scheduled for an hour, four nights a week.

There's nothing glamorous about war at all.

The death penalty only should be - if you agree with it, which I don't, only allowed for murder. You have to murder someone to get the death penalty.

I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'