Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they do to you? They tax you more. So they penalize you for good behavior.

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.

I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.