I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Jesse VenturaI'm tolerant of all religions... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.
Jesse VenturaAl Gore in 2000. He got a half a million more votes than George Bush and lost. How can that be? It's ridiculous. It's an elitist system. It's so they pick your President. You don't - the people - and it needs to be abolished.
Jesse Ventura