I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Post-traumatic stress, that's why the soldiers need marijuana, is for their mental health. It makes them feel better so that they don't have the horrors of war in their mind all the time. And the government won't allow them to have it, because it's illegal - federally. It's absurd.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.

A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.