In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they do to you? They tax you more. So they penalize you for good behavior.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

When I ran for governor, I told all the bikers, "You don't need to worry about me bringing in a helmet law. It's your option because you as a motorcycle rider that's your option. It doesn't come with the bike."

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.