A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I'm a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what Russia did. They came in and took two separate countries - Slovakia and the Czech Republic - put them together as one.

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.

Personally, I think Julian Assange is a hero.

I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.