A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.

I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.

My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.