A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.

Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

I think they should let gays in the military because we are the United States of America. And if a gay person wants to serve his or her country, why should they not be allowed to?

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.