...the priority of the Democrats and Republicans...is to preserve...power when [they have] it, and to gain power when [they do not]. [Their] collective priority...is to make sure that, together, they control the electoral process and under no circumstances allow an independent or third party to infringe on their exclusive franchise.

If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

Going to war is an easy decision.

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties to take over the government.

Al Gore, you've been a real inspiration. But a lot of other people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it.