WikiLeaks is exposing our government officials for the frauds that they are. They also show us how governments work together to lie to their citizens when they are waging war.

You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty.