I view the United States, today, much like East Berlin. And I'm off the grid. I've tried for 20 years to warn the country about the Democrats and Republicans, and nobody's listening.
Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.
I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.
I'm a better talker than writer.