Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

If you behave like a good citizen, and you upgrade and improve your property, your reward will be the government will take more money from you. So using that analogy, you should let your house become the shithole on the block and they'll reduce your taxes and you'll pay less. Be a bad citizen with your neighbors, right? You'll save money then.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Want a hot dog, McMahon?

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.