Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.

You can't legislate stupidity.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.

You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.