[the downfall of our political system is the] buying and selling of politicians...bribery. In the private sector, you're arrested for it. In the public sector, it's the norm.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.

You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.