I'm a better talker than writer.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.

I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you.

You can't legislate stupidity.

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on more and more of the responsibilities that belong to the citizens.