When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

And I'm the worst liar of all time.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I'm a naughty sweetheart.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!