Jessica Simpson Quotes

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

It's been hard, but I've finally come to the realization that it's okay to not be perfect.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.

I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.

Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.

I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.

When it comes to other celebrity brands, I think a lot of people do a great job, but it can't be all about them. Everybody doesn't want to just look like the celebrity, because they can't. They just want one element of that style.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.

First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

Normally, I'm so shy.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I never want to hurt anyone's feelings, so I used to let people walk all over me. But now, especially in my career, I'm definitely more confident in my ideas.

I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.

I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life; acting is something I'm learning.

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'

That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

Fashion just comes naturally to me.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.

I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.

I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star.

Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.

It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.

I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.