I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

And I'm the worst liar of all time.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

Is this chicken or is this fish?

I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.