I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.