For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
And I'm the worst liar of all time.
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'