The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.

Labor is really going to hurt.

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.