I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.