Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.