We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.