I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
I always wonder if what I'm wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don't ever get ready just for myself, ever.