If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.

There is no perfect man! I think I'm meant to have many soulmates.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.