If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity.

It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!