If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.
What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.
My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.
We are all the same in that we all want to be different.
The reason men rule is because women let them.
There's nothing wrong with self-improvement, as long as you recognize that at some point you're going to have to accept yourself in all your imperfect glory. What's wrong with liking yourself the way you are?