My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.
What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.
Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.
We read because we are essentially alone.
Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.
Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?