There is a pretty girl on the face of the magazine and all I see is my dirty hands turning the page.

So what are we given? We're also given, my generation, the disillusionment of our parents.

On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers.

What we call human nature, is actually human habit.

I guess I’m a Gemini through and through, but I’m mercurial. I get bored doing the same things.

I was Renee Zellweger's fat doppelganger. If she ever played in a movie where she needed to be fat, apparently I could be her stunt double.

I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours.