One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!

I don't really get hate mail, which surprises me, but people have better things to do than to write hate mail to somebody who writes a book about hating everything, I guess.

I'm not the guy who wins awards and gets mentioned in magazines.

I don't want little kids reading my comics.

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

The beginning is always so fine!! But decay soon follows. A degeneration into the tired old situation. The rot sets in. This way, there is only the beauty of the start!

One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!