Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell somewhere for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!

It's cool that people like what I do, but I don't work for the audience.

I don't go to things because I want to see violence, I go to things because I want to see them handled well.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

I could go through a lot of my old emails from when I first started doing comics. Back then the lowest age of fans was like 15 or 16 up to people in their 20's and 30's.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.