Experience is something you get… after you need it.

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

Matt?" "Yeah?" "You okay?" "Working on it." His voice sounded unusually tight. "I thought you said you did this a lot." "Yeah. I do. But apparently not with anyone I'm wildly attracted to." This caused certain reactions in her body that were best not experienced in mixed company. "It's just panties," she finally whispered. "And they're really great panties," Matt agreed. "But it's not the panties, Amy. It's you.

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

Live as big as you can, with what you've got.