Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

How about we give each other everything we can and not blame each other for what we can’t.

Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger