There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels

Mallory," he said, sounding raw and staggered and touched beyond words. "God, I was so stupid. So slow. I didn't know what to do with you. I tried to keep my distance but my world doesn't work without you in it." -Ty to Mallory

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs in full view.

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.