Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.

Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels