I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.
A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.