Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I get to you.” “Are you kidding? You own me,” he said, his voice running over her like silk.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet." But she took it. "A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to.