Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your laughter," he said without hesitation. "Feeling your hands on me. The way you look at me, whether I've been a complete dumbass, or just made you come-" With a laugh, she ducked her head, but he dipped his down until she was looking at him again. "You want to know what scared me?" he asked. "Yes" He leaned even closer and slid a hand to the nape of her neck. "The thought of never having those things with you again." -Chloe and Sawyer (Head over Heels)

Experience is something you get… after you need it.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

...But the problem is, people tend to assign you the role of the person you are at your worst, you know?

Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.