Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

The easy road is always under construction,so have an alternate route planned.

Matt?" "Yeah?" "You okay?" "Working on it." His voice sounded unusually tight. "I thought you said you did this a lot." "Yeah. I do. But apparently not with anyone I'm wildly attracted to." This caused certain reactions in her body that were best not experienced in mixed company. "It's just panties," she finally whispered. "And they're really great panties," Matt agreed. "But it's not the panties, Amy. It's you.

Sisters are the true friends who ask how you are, and then wait to hear the answer.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.