Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.

...But the problem is, people tend to assign you the role of the person you are at your worst, you know?

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.