in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.

hurting other people is not excusable because you've been hurt yourself.

Leo, sadly, has Parkinsons, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.

I can assure you that the class system is alive and well and living in people's minds in England.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.