in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.
Jilly CooperWithout doubt, keep a diary. From the day you're born, keep a diary, because we all forget things so quickly.
Jilly CooperThe aristocrat, when he wants to, has very good manners. The Scottish upper classes, in particular, have that shell-shocked look that probably comes from banging their heads on low beams leaping to their feet whenever a woman comes into the room. Aristocrats are also deeply male chauvinist, and ... on the whole they tend to be reactionary.
Jilly Cooper