Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don't need a job, to keep in training for when you do.

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.

The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

Always be nice to everyone in the firm on the way up. You never know who you may meet on the way down.

Leo, sadly, has Parkinsons, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.

hurting other people is not excusable because you've been hurt yourself.