Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don't need a job, to keep in training for when you do.

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings. ... Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.

Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.

The only thing a whirlwind courtship does is blow dust in everyone's eyes.

I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.

There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers.