School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.
This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
never underestimate your dumbness!!
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.