Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

never underestimate your dumbness!!

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.