Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.