I can look at my books with pleasure from a distance. Four feet is close enough.
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.
The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one swift swipe at each story.