Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.

Perhaps the best thing which can be said about newspapers in the United States is that they are in chronic disagreement with each other. That is what is meant by a free press.

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.