Her flawless pale skin was also spangled with gemstones. I don't know how they'd been attached, but they clung to her and sent little flashes of color glittering around the cavern when she moved. They were concentrated most densely around her ... well ... She'd been, ah, vajazzled.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.

If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

...It's just one hour. Just one little hour. What could happen in one hour?

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.