...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.

You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame." Sanya to Dresden

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

If you go to your death rather than do everything you might to prevent what is happening, you are merely committing suicide and trying to make yourself feel better about it. That is the act of a coward. It is beneath contempt.

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes

For the record, surgeries aren't pretty. there's a hideous sense of intimately inappropriate exposure to another human being, and it feel something like accidentally walking in on a naked parent. Only there's more gore. Bits are exposed that just shouldn't be out in the open, and they're covered in blood. Its embarrassing, disgusting, and unsettling all at the same time." Harry Dresden, Turn Coat.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.